http://www.readryan.com The adventures of Ryan Keely, porn star, fetish model, stripper, sexpert and cranky pants. Not that she wears pants...... Sat, 03 Jan 2009 15:57:06 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en What could go wrong? http://www.readryan.com/268/jet-skiingin-a-tuxedo-with-a-machine-gun/ If you haven't checked out my members site by know you totally need to. I've been posting some pretty awesome shit. Last week I posted what is easily one of my top 5 filthiest masturbation videos. I was wearing pretty pink latex and I ended up sucking on my filthy ... http://www.readryan.com/258/lingerie-and-latex/ ...I love people who read my blog, and it makes we want to write more. I've been having a tough couple of weeks. Nothing sucks more than stripping with a cold. Had to go home early today, walked passed my neighbors bbq and straight into bed. I feel its important ... http://www.readryan.com/254/on-days-like-this/ [gallery] http://www.readryan.com/248/new-shitty-haircut/ I'm looking less and less shinerific. I'm a little sad to see it go, my dude friends have been taking turns pretending to be my abusive boyfriend while out in public. I've taken to telling waitstaff that it was my own fault for provoking him and that no one understands ... http://www.readryan.com/241/black-eye-update/ As I write this I am tucking in to my very first 'Terry's Chocolate Orange' aka the Jesus of chocolate treats. It's too awesome to be described with words.  I've been enjoying my time in Dublin relaxing with my, as they say here, mates. It's actually been a quiet week, I ... http://www.readryan.com/238/dublin-1/ So I crashed my quad bike going 40 kph, I guess went over the handle bars face face first into a ditch. Which I can only imagine looked awesome. I continued on my quad bike tour until my injured shoulder stiffened up and I was no longer able to turn ... http://www.readryan.com/223/face-first/ I'm in Kenya. I'll be back with wifi in a few days and post pictures of lions, zebra, elephants and so many more. Today I visted a small school and I realized how much I can do in this region. The school had two rooms but only enough desks to ... http://www.readryan.com/222/africa/ I wore my corset for 9 hours the other day. Those 9 hours were spent working at a strip club, I danced on stage, did pole tricks, lap dances, everything cinched in. It felt so fucking good. I am looking for a new corset so I can start tightlace training. ... http://www.readryan.com/218/it-hurts-so-good/ I'm waiting to catch my connecting flight back to my beloved NOLA. I've been away much to long, long enough for a 'friend' to move in and start running a political campaign from my living room. While sleeping in my bed she also took up all of my editors time ... http://www.readryan.com/215/phx-layover/