If you haven’t checked out my members site by know you totally need to. I’ve been posting some pretty awesome shit. Last week I posted what is easily one of my top 5 filthiest masturbation videos. I was wearing pretty pink latex and I ended up sucking on my filthy toes, squirting all over the ground and then licking my girl-cum up off of the dirty cement floor. Today’s update is a high fashion lingerie shoot where I show of the goods in a waist cincher and stockings.

I’m just saying that it is worth checking out if you haven’t already. No pressure.

I’ve also got mad writers block, I have a bunch of new sex toys to review for popporn.com…..no idea where to start…

I’m thinking about working christmas, I bet some people need some sparkle and excitement on that day of stress and over-exstended expectations. No one listens like a girl in a g string, we’re in no position to judge.

I’ve been enjoying my time in Dublin relaxing with my, as they say here, mates. It’s actually been a quiet week, I thought i would be doing much more boozing. However Kenya got me trained to go to sleep early, get up with the sun and get loads of fresh air an exercise. I shouldn’t be complaining, but I feel like I should be drinking more. I made it to the National Art Gallery and enjoyed a morning lecture on the legendary Finnish painter Albert Edelfelt before I checked out the Golden Age of Finnish Art exhibition. As usual I spent way to much in the gift shop and ignored several notable paintings to seek out the Modigliani nude they had tucked away. I would love to go to a Modigliani exhibition, the last one was in 1917 and even that one was shut down because the work was considered obscene. I think its about time……..

Other things that have been making me happy this week, hip hop videos, mostly early 90s hip hop videos, below is a present for you. I think this video is just as awesome as a Terry’s Chocolate Orange is delicious.

Today I visted a small school and I realized how much I can do in this region. The school had two rooms but only enough desks to teach in one. $225 would buy enough desks, $300 would cover the desks and the chalkboard. I’m kicking myself for not bringing my checkbook. I’m in the bush so I can’t really get to an ATM…..its time for lunch so I’m off.

Speaking of debaucherious torture the photo is of my latest pair of fuck me pumps. Those bitches rise 6 inches up from the floor and I can barely stand in them (I can always crawl in them!). I thought I was a rock star for mastering the 5 inch heels until . I was so proud of myself until Christeen Kessler put me in 6 inch shoes and I could barely pose. I love a challenge so I bought my 6 inchers at Tony’s Shoes, I’m wearing them around the house and eventually with enough practice I should be able to dance in these delicious tools of torture, or at least hold a pose.

So anyway the next couple days will be focused on getting my site updated and pre-loading the next 2 months worth of sexy pics and vids. I’ve got a lot of really hot new stuff I’m excited to share with the world. As soon as I find a new editor, I’ll be throwing up some hot girl/girl stuff. I’ve played with Joanna Angel, Penny Flame and some other hot chicas. Stuff definitely worth checking out.

Tonight I’m going to drop the bags and head to the club. I’m looking very cuddly and i think a few days back on the pole will make my muscles and work of some of my anger about my home situation. Besides I’ve got to look good in my halloween costume and my all taco shop diet hasn’t been doing anything for my waist, my ass on the other hand is out of control. I’m either going to go as a jailbird or a cowboy, both costumes raided from my feature dancing kit. I wish i had time to make my lobster costume……..next year maybe.