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September 29, 2008

Circus, Circus, Circus

Category: Uncategorized — Ryan @ 1:02 am

The boy in my bed has glitter in his pubic hair, I now own Twister and accidentally made a soon to be destroyed sex tape. Yay for the circus with their absinthe tasting bar! Donate to the local arts like The Big Top and Circus, Circus, Circus if you want to have ridiculous amounts of fun and meet girls who like face paint and bendy games.

i dont think i've ever looked more fun

i dont think i've ever looked more fun

September 27, 2008

Helvetica Ubiquity`

Category: Art, Uncategorized, design, visual media — Ryan @ 10:58 am

Modern design is all around you, even on your parking tickets.

I am loving the Eames tribute stamps

I am loving the Eames tribute stamps

Your tax dollars pay for great modern design and tributes to modern design, get you ass to a museum or library so you can really appreciate the world we live in.

September 19, 2008

today

Category: HUSTLER, Strippers, lap dance, strip club, stripper, stripping, to do list — Ryan @ 10:27 am

 

I make a scrunchy, suspicious face!

I make a scrunchy, suspicious face!

is going to be a good day. I got a new friend in my cereal and a very old friend is coming to town this afternoon. Dancer Mia has been my bestie for 12 years and my last visit to her is what got me to New Orleans. Our other BFF has decided that the trifecta of trouble is long over due for a reunion so now she is moving down south too. I’m a little concerned(for my liver and the local population) as we have been all three of have been scattered for the last 6 years, we haven’t lived in the same city since High School. I feel like there needs to be an ominous soundtrack and dark thunder clouds rolling in, alas it is merely overcast and i can hear the neighbors rooster. Trouble is brewing, oh yes, trouble is brewing

 

Did I mention? I’m calling my new neighborhood little Haiti.

Also if you want to meet me in person, I am dancing at the Barely Legal on Bourbon Street 3 days a week. 

Thoughts are scattered today, so much is going on……to days to-dos

Clean Room

Blog

Buy new stripper shoes

set-up online Banking 

Back up drives

Sounds like a blast huh? I might go into work tonight too, the grip truck is busted again, and whatever is wrong I suspect its going to be expensive. Looks like I got the blogging done.

September 17, 2008

pigtails from NOLA

Category: Uncategorized — Tags: , – Ryan @ 11:28 pm

my iSight is back. Let the good times roll

September 12, 2008

yay for my haircut!

Category: Hair, forehead, fuck yeah, haircuts, pic, self haircuts, sexy — Ryan @ 10:47 am

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/06/27/104-girls-with-bangs/

 

I totally agree with this article. On another note, I totally rule and I fisted your mom, twice

September 11, 2008

sex dreams

Category: Uncategorized — Tags: , , – Ryan @ 9:33 pm

Do you ever wake up from an exceptionally graphic dream and run into the totally inappropriate subject way to soon? Yeah, I thought so. I need to stop taking naps, I always have the nastiest dreams during nap time.

September 2, 2008

BANKSY hits NOLA

Category: Uncategorized — Ryan @ 12:55 pm

And i got pics….enjoy slutfaces