I am going to be up in Seattle the weekend of September 5th and 6th. The movie RIPPLE EFFECT is premiering that weekend at the the Uptown 3 in Queen Ann. The Uptown 3 (AMC) is located at 511 Queen Ann Ave. N, Seattle , WA 206-285-1022
I’m trying to get as many people to go to this movie as possible because AMC is giving this cool, spiritual, indie film a shot at big time distribution IF it does well on its opening weekend in Seattle. I will be up the street, at a yet to be named bar, buying beer for who ever brings me ticket stubs for ANY SHOW TIME for RIPPLE EFFECT on Friday and Saturday.
Also if your budget has been hit by the recession I will be buying tickets for those who send me an email at readryan@gmail.com This is an opportunity for an indie film to be shown in big theaters across the country, so support the cause and maybe we will see more creative and provocative movies make it big. If you know a good bar walking distance from the theater, let me know…I’m still looking for the right spot to post up and go on a bender for those two days.
Had to explain ‘glorified’ and ‘dominatrix’ to what may be the dumbest stripper of all time. The girl that thought the amish were from ‘omland’(yes, spelled with an O) was a close second.
mind=blown
I’m stuck in flash flood in a now transparent dress. My car’s interior is getting destroyed because of the broken window. To avoid further damage to my leather I’ve holed up in an abandoned drive-thru with an overhang. Even if wanted to destroy my seats, I can’t go to the hotel. The roads are closed due to flooding. It’s beautiful. The cop I waded over to (water to my ankles) could have had a better reaction. I’m stranded in a white see-through dress with my false eyelashes still on. He needs to watch more film noir.-copied and pasted from a text to a friend
My hopes for Lawton were just that, hopes that are now broken like the drivers side window the Worlds Smallest Grip Truck. As a slept my car was busted into and several items were stolen. They missed the t-ball bat, iPods and Hustler magazines and took a bag with my brand new Hermes scarf, printer/fax/scanner and some other shit that i cant quite remember. I remember packing more stuff in that bag…no idea what i put in there. At least my hard drives with my site content are safe. Can’t afford to fix it right now, spending all my money on my website ryankeely.com . At least now no one will have to break anything to get what they want in my car.
On a brighter note my first piece for POPPORN.com came out as did an interview for LatinBabeIndex.com
follow the links below…..
http://popporn.com/node/372
http://www.lynxmediagroup.com/latin-babe-index-blog/2008/08/11/an-interview-with-ryan-keely-formerly-maria-menendez/
I’ve got the first leg of my tour done and i am running massively late for week 2. I won’t be blogging as much due to the travel. My laptop is broken so to get online i have to unpack and set up my desktop. I am twittering almost everyday, usually several times a day so you can join my stream at twitter.com username, ryankeely. For right now, I’m going to leave you with some pics of my very ‘punk rock’ dressing room from the Maximus in San Angelo. I’m hoping Lawton, OK will be a little less depressing.
Check out the really nice release Brian from POPPOPPORN.com for me.
RYAN KEELY RIPS THROUGH TEXAS AND OKLAHOMA
Texas - This August, online porn sensation and adult star Ryan Keely
will feature dance her way across the lone star state with a pit-stop in
Oklahoma to meet fans, break hearts and put on a show not soon to be
forgotten.
Keely has been contracted to dance at several of the Maximus Gentlemen’s
Club across the great state of Texas including San Angelo, Wichita Falls
and Victoria. In addition, she will make a quick trip North to the
Sooner state to visit the Platinum Gentlemen’s Club in Lawton, Oklahoma.
The full schedule is as follows:
August 4th - 9th: Maximus Gentlemen’s Club, 330 W Washington Drive, San
Angeles, TX 76903
August 11th - 16th: Platinum Gentlemen’s Club 12402 NW Cache Rd, Lawton
OK 73505
August 18th - 23rd: Maximus Gentlemen’s Club, 3136 Seymour Hwy, Witchita
Falls, TX 76309
August 25th - 30th: Maximus Gentlemen’s Club, 1901 North Ben Wilson,
Victoria, TX 77901
“I’m stoked to be visiting Texas. Ever since Bobby Peru had his way with
Ms. Lula Fortune and said he don’t come up for air I’ve been excited to
show my stuff to the hoardes of Texans looking for a thrill.” said Lynn.
“I’m just hoping I don’t end up in jail.”
Keely will be offering DVDs, pictures and autographs to her fans between
sets each night in each city. Sets times are 9PM, 11PM and 1PM every
night.
For more Ryan Keely, visit www.ryankeely.com and www.
myspace.com/missryankeely or
www.ryankeely.blogspot.com
This is a shot of me shooting BTS cam on a Hustler feature. I’m really happiest shooting camera. As soon as my site starts running in the black I’m going to reinvest in shooting the freshest girls I can find.
