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Read Ryan The adventures of Ryan Keely, porn star, fetish model, stripper, sexpert and cranky pants. Not that she wears pants……
This settles it, I’m getting a motorcycle. Seriously, I’m selling my car for lighting equipment and software, my license is temp suspended anyway……and as soon as I’m street legal I’m buying a motorcycle.
If anyone wants my ‘06 fully loaded gunmetal grey, convertible Mini Cooper S email news@ryankeely.com for details. 24Gs and I’ll throw in a signed magazine.
I’m getting my site up! As I write this my videos are being uploaded to the server and my webmaster is putting the final touches on the members area. On Monday or Tuesday I will be able to submit it to CCBill and Visa for approval, a process that should take about 3 weeks. And the I have a site!!! And you can see all the awesome content I’ve been shooting this past year. I really can’t believe it is actually finally happening. I’ve got nerves about it, I’ve put so much into it, time, money, hard work, I just want it to be a success and I am afraid of success at the same time, if that makes any sense.
I’ll be doing web cam shows soon and I just signed with a feature dancing agency, there is so much going on and I just can’t believe my site is FINALLY going to launch. This afternoon I have an interview with the Brazilian Magazine Ele Ela and before that I am going to go to AIM to get my test…..
So much to do! But I love it, I’m not happy when I’m not working. When I was in Hong Kong I had my palm read and my life line and work line connect and taper out at the same time. Even destiny understands my need to keep busy
Anyway…..I take self portraits on Photobooth, here are some of the latest featuring my my new head style.
The first g/g scene I ever shot will be coming out on May 12 from Evil Angel. Above is a little interview I shot before I left for set…..The scene was fun to shoot and I can’t wait to see it on my T.V. There is a trailer at EvilAngel.com I would post it here, but it would violate google terms and conditions
This has been one of the most exciting weeks of my life. My website is actually becoming a reality. The tour pages are being built, we are signing up with a credit card processor and picking which videos and photo sets we will launch with. I’m also in the process of joining the camz networks so I can do weekly live shows. Its fucking nuts around here!
And on top of that I have been shooting a lot too. Yesterday I flew up to SF to shoot for www.kink.com, I think it is one of my best scenes to date. They said I could have some pics, so I’ll post them when I get them. And today herfirslesbiansex.com had me fucking Nevaeh and Sammy Rhodes. I couldn’t have picked two finer broads to have lesbian intercourse with. Jesus, I love Sammy, we shot for welivetogether.com not that long ago and it was fucking awesome to see her on set today. Kinda got a girl crush. And Nevaeh, smokin’ hot peep her mypsace at www.myspace.com/naughtynevaeh
Back to the trenches. I need an investor to grow my company. I have to figure out how to approach potential investors and what terms I’ll need to negotiate. Wish me luck!
Shot a g/g photo set for my soon to launched site on Friday. It was such a tease to have my face in Paola Rey’s sweet cunt and not get to properly fuck it. I teased her with my tongue the whole set, gently licked her as lights were fussed with and memory cards swapped out. I guess I did a good job because she agreed to shoot some video with me on the 18th. I’m counting down the days…….She is so fucking hot I actually tongued her ass, I don’t ever lick ass. Ever.
April 1st was amazing, I got to work with my favorite production team ever and bang the incredibly sexy Devi Emmerson.
Mike Quasar is my favorite director to work for, not only is he smart, awesome and super sexy he lets me have sex with girls the right way, no toys and lots of making out. I hate when half of the scene is focused on using toys, I never use toys when I bang girls in my personal life. I like making out and using my tongue and fingers best.
So anyway I get picked up by the PM Nate Liquor and we chat it up as we haven’t seen each other in forever, turns out we are practically neighbors so I see some sweet BBQ action in my future. I get to set and get my make-up done by the amazing Patty and then Tasha dresses me up in some amazing outfits. Veronica Hart was on set too, and I adore that woman. I invited her to dinner, so hopefully I’ll be seeing more of her too. I got to dress in sexy lingerie, a school girl outfit and then it was a swimsuit with a cap and goggles that I peeled off to screw hot little Devi. And there was a totally sweet Trans Am in the driveway! I spent at least 30 min trying to find the owner, but alas no hot beefy dirt bag claimed the car so my fantasy of getting done on the Firebird will have to remain just that, a fantasy.
Thanks to an anonymous MySpace friend who got me thinking and writing about my past life-
Making good pornography is more about casting than production value. I fear some directors forget that people are watching adult films for an average of 6 min at a time and are more concerned about getting off than high end jiggerypokery. I professionally reviewed porn for over two years and in my expert opinion John Leslie makes the only “feature” films worth watching. Club Jenna put out a few good titles as well, but I always end up going back to directors like Erik Everhard, Nacho Vidal and early Manuel Ferrara who just find hot girls and fuck the holy living hell out of them. I would rather spend my six min. watching some girl enjoying huge cock on a couch in the valley than some drugged up model in a fancy outfit go through the motions on a sound stage. But that’s just me.
Favorite Adult Movies-off the top of my head,
Chameleons Not The Sequel-John Leslie/VCA-best porn ever
Bella Loves Jenna-Justin Sterling/Club Jenna-there is unreleased fisting footage I would love to see
Racial Tension-Mike John/Jules Jordan Video
Fresh Meat-Jules Jordan/Jules Jordan Video-one of the greatest air tights of all time
anything Erik Everhard Directs except the reverse gangbang stuff
Gang Up volumes 1&2-New Sensations-personal favorite as I don’t know any of the performers, besides Americans make crap gangbang flicks, this is how it should be done.
Fashionistas-John Stagliano/Evil Angel
Teen Cum Squad vol. 1 to 10-Manual Ferrara/Evil Angel
Anal Expedition vol. 1 to 10-Manual Ferrara/Evil Angel
I also love anime porn, Urotsukidōji, legend of the overfiend is an all time favorite, my first porn actually. But I can’t find it on DVD. I still have the pirated VHS tape my friends stole for me in Junior High. La Blue girl is good too…….I could give you a more in depth list but I would have to pull the permanent collection out of the garage and that would require a bribe.
It sucks, I reviewed for so long I don’t watch it much anymore. I fear I’ll forget to masturbate and just take notes.