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The adventures of Ryan Keely, porn star, fetish model, stripper, sexpert and cranky pants. Not that she wears pants……

I swear this has been one of the busiest weeks of my life, but very productive. I have more work to do so I will keep this short.

1) I have gotten a few emails asking when I will post another video on YouTube, I can’t decide what to post about so I need your input. I’m looking for a really good question. Is there something you want to try and would like some pointers? Do you want a DVD or toy review? Or do you want to hear my opinions on a suggested topic? Comment on this thread with your suggestions.

2) I was coming through security at the Vegas airport and I heard this women ask the TSA Agent why he was taking her bag his response, “I’m not taking it, you are willingly surrendering it.” Huh?

3) My site is going to be fucking rad.

4) I am still a ninja

Here is a sample of what I have been up to.

I just want to say that Cassius and I are way to sexy for our own good. Bitches better watch out.

As you can see my weight loss program is working well. Just 2 more pounds to go. I bought some panties at Victoria Secret in a M, to big. I’ve never worn a S panty before. Very exciting. The same thing happened when I was looking for something to wear to the Erotic Film Festival, I kept on trying on clothes and nothing was looking good until the sales woman took the Larges away and brought me Mediums and Smalls. TheDailyPlate.com kicked my diet into shape.

Today I get to go be responsible, I am meeting with a financial advisor to talk about my goals. It’s crazy, I have health insurance, I’m planning my financial future and soon I will be sleeping on something other than a futon. I’m not sure when I started growing up but I’m not sure if I like it. I kinda miss the benders and fast food all the time. I have to go find a responsible looking outfit and take my vitamins.

This is the video I made before I went to shoot my first G/G Scene

I did a little interviewing for the LA Erotic Film Festival last night. Eventually all the interviews will be up on SexxMag.com. I just needed to share that Gia Paloma and Tommy Pistol are and incredibly sexy couple. I interviewed them last night and was totally disappointed that they are both retired from performing, I really want to go home with them. Check out the Fest if you are in the LA area, it runs through today. If not keep an eye for my interviews on SexxMag.com

I am about to hop on the flight to Arizona to re-shoot the FTVGirl stuff. Grrrr, I wish I was still up with Gia and Tommy

that Batman Begins is the shit, as is sugar-free chocolate puddin’. I also sayin’ that I have had much better ideas than jerking off a few times and then going to the bikini waxer. I’m just sayin’.

I spent today sending in my almost final edits for my website. So with a lot of shooting in the next few weeks that will be online soon.

Speaking of shooting yesterday I shot with the amazing Ed Fox and we had a total blast. First we shot behind this convenience store in the ‘hood. It was so nuts, we were right on the street in a high traffic area and I am prancing around in a mini dress and no panties. I decided it was time to go when we had someone who might be described as a ‘gangbanger’ circling the block, the neighborhood crackhead kept moving in closer and the lurker sitting in the car across the street decided to get out of his vehicle. The things I go through to make sexy time.

Next we went to the car wash where I had a fun time getting all wet and slightly inappropriate with the spray gun, even through my shorts i got some good, um, stimulation. I couldn’t get naked because again we were in in public, but I totally got off any way.

We then got a little boring and went to go shoot at a friends swank loft in Hollywood. Not as much fun, but i was able to get more explicit. If you like foot stuff you will love my site and the stuff Ed and I shoot together. You can check him out at footfactory.com and I think he has some trailers up on YouTube.

Today I went and I ordered a big girl bed from the ever stylish and shockingly affordable Z Gallery. It really is a big girl bed, they didn’t have it in a full so I was forced to get a queen. I’m kinda bummed because I will have to retire my cowboy sheets. I did however get a giant soft fuzzy polar bear to help take up the extra space. Now to think of a name for the fuzzy adorable lug…….

Things have been nuts the past few days, I finally got to sleep in my own bed last night, which reminded me how badly i need a new mattress and frame. , I shot a lot of stuff for my site on Saturday most of weird and creepy. I hope other people think it is hot because I sure do. I went and I saw my first operatic performance, it was Verdi’s Requiem written for  Puccini. Very cool,  I think I will be getting much more opera in my life. I just booked a trip to Seattle at the end of October and I am super excited to go see my friends and family. I love Seattle, if only I could make lots of money there…….And I have decided to escape for the Christmas Holidays and the AVN. SO if you were hoping to see me at AVN you can forget about it, I will be somewhere gorgeous with lots of hookers to wait on my hand and foot.

Oh AND I decided to track my eating habits, Weight Watchers has you pay for their tools but I found a site called TheDailyPlate.com you can enter in your goals and it will track how many more calories you can eat, it accounts for the exercise you have done and everything. After breakfast today I can have 1,139 more calories if I want to stay on my lose 2lbs. a week plan. But that number will increase after I go work out. Which I am going to do right……… now

So I apologize for not writing for a few days. Last Tuesday I got the worst migraine of my life and the pain incapacitated me on Tuesday and made me feel like shit till about Friday. I then spent the weekend taking care of a girlfriend who has a gnarly leg infection. Yay! Fun!

What has been exciting is my shrinking roommate/business partner. It’s like that movie Thinner, he has been doing the master cleanse for the past 9 days and has lost 17.5 pounds in that time frame. Bananas right? I was supposed to do the cleanse too but the herbs are what most likely caused the migraine. I think I’m going to go the colonic route instead. I love having strangers play with my ass.

I officially hate my new hair, I got the haircut I gave myself evened out and the bitch took another 3 inches off and it looks preppy. I’m indignant about what has happened to my head, it is short, preppy and lame. I have started chugging vitamins in a futile attempted to make it grow. If you want me to hate you, just tell me how much you liked my hair longer.

I shot for FTVGirls.com on Monday.. I have always really liked that site and I never thought I would be pretty enough to be considered. It made me feel confident and awesome until the owner pointed out that my short hair made me less hot and that i was a little thick around the middle. As soon as I got home I got a phone call telling me all the video is corrupted. Maybe it’s Karma for calling me fat. Another day, another paycheck and a chance to do it better. How often does that happen?

Oh I also put on weight. Which is awesome , everyone likes being fat with a short haircut. I think I’m going to spend the day buying flannel and adopting cats.