My buddy Jessica and her boyfriend Kyle lost everything in a fire. The even lost one of their cats. The one that survived is very badly burned and needs medical care. If like cats or like helping people please donate. They literally lost EVERYTHING except this one kitty who is fucked up……so every little bit helps. www.superdoaks.com is where you can go to donate.

I hurt EVERYWHERE from modeling. I spent all day yesterday stretching into my sexiest poses for a photospread that will  come out in the October issue of Penthouse(jumping, squealing, clapping hands like a ‘tarded kid at a birthday party). I’m so excccciiiitteeedddd!!!!!!! and i just can’t fight it….anyway I have spent all day hanging with my co-sidekick Satine Phoenix and reading comic books….we’re up to no good and just ordered Thai food. I need nap.

I totally forgot to post a picture of this weeks totally hot set with Madison Young! Here’s the sample shot…hot right?

As usually I spend last week in NOLA to frantic to write. Getting ready for my trip to LA, where I currently am, snuggled up with the very sexy Satine Phonix I might add!

Tomorrow looks to be pretty chill, heading out to the getty villa, relaxing before all my shoot next week. If all goes according to plan I will be shooting with Ellen Stagg, Emma Nixon and a Girl Girl video for Patrick Collins. Fingers crossed!! My last trip to LA was a disaster between all my paid shoot being cancelled and my rental car breaking down twice.

I’ve already had so much fun celebrating Satine’s birthday, hanging out with the super talented Rick Shameless (eatadump.com) Mandy Morbid, Marie Love, and several other sexy porno sluts. I think I am going to play a whole bunch this trip…..

I want to give a shout out to Alder Hampel, writer for www.10thplanetwatch.com and all around hot dude with huge muscles, for winning his first jiu jitsu match today. Sorry I couldnt make it, but I am very proud of you.

I just dont want to go home…..I like it here. ON tuesday my site is going to have some super sexy pictures. See the sample below…..

I’m staying with Ellen Stagg (www.staggstreet.com) and we have been hanging out and working on our sites, listening to howard stern. We went to go see Wolvarine today..I liked it, but I went in with no expectations and had lots of yummy snacks. Afterwords I went to Forbidden Planet and bought Preacher 3, Transmetropolitan #1 special edition, Batman the Dark Night Returns and Heavy Liquid. I forgot to ask about a new Doktor Sleepless and am totally kicking myself……

My tummy hurts and I am going to bed soon so I can have a nice long, last day in NY…..

the rest of the set is much better.....ryankeely.com

I met with Penthouse and that was fun and it looks like I’ll be shooting for them soon. I’ve been having all sorts of fun and good meetings and shoots. Ellen Stagg and I snapped of a few sets and it looks like I might be in the Mishka calander which would also be super rad….however that raddest part of this trip has been the discovery of Midtown Comics and starting a bunch of new books. I’ve been on a Preacher bender with a little Punisher and Ronin thrown in.

Sorry about the blog being down. I think the internet tried to eat it and then vomited back after realizing that it far from wholesome. I apologize but there will be some more glitches delays and bullshit. I had a few hard drives fail and I am changing hosting companies…..

On the upside I am in New York and I am very excited to hang out with the loverly and talented Ellen Stagg. I get to shoot loads of sexy pictures with her and maybe she can hook me up with a hot red head or two…

NY makes me happy, so happy I’m thinking about getting another tattoo. A unicorn possibly, but a tough, classy unicorn.

I’ve been eating retarded amounts of indian food and lounging with some of my best girlfriends….including the sexy M who looks exactly like the nefertiti sculpture on a high fashion model body…..I love ‘em tall and underfed! Anyway she is looking so sweet and snuggly that I am going to climb under those covers and give her some attention.

Sweet Dreams!

I love you.

But I hate you equally.

You are too good. I just finished Jessica Farm, and although the work is excellent, I find it cruel that you are going to make me wait until 2016 for the next edition. Can I pre-order?

And when will the next issue of Cockbone come out? It’s an amazing book, and how I was introduced to your work. I was spending a shocking amount of money at Secret Headquarters, and when I asked for a dirty comic I was handed you masterpiece bound in a greasy paper bag with “Cockbone” lettered in pencil… As I devoured your flimsy tome I flashed back to the time my anime virginity was taken and my brain was split in two. It was like that, but better. Like the first time I had an assgasm.

Please write more Cockbone, it will make the world a better place.

xoxo
Ryan Keely

Wii and lukewarm martinis are a surprisingly good combo. Letting my little sister drink my sexytime champagne and cut into my getting it on time is less of an awesome idea…but eh! whatevs, she is cute and does not live up to her nickname “enema”

-she would like to to let you know that she is cuddly too, even though she is turning into a unicorn.

yeah…she’s kinda awesome and ok to share with now and again……

Just landed in LA, sleep dep as always. I’m staying at the loverly Satine Phoenix’s loft…..she doesn’t make me wear clothes so of course I like her. I would like to write more, but I really think I need a nap. Read www.satinesblog.com, she writes more than I do.

I also got my hair did, and it looks good.